bootyliketoews:

I’d rather get punched in the face everyday for the duration of playoffs than have a Pens/Hawks final

(via niskatang)

THE PLAYOFF MULLET IS BACK
I REPEAT IT IS BACK
THE PLAYOFF MULLET IS BACK

I CAN NOT. I CAN’T CONTAIN THESE EMOTIONS ASDJSKDMSKDKSJSKDNSNQ

ASFKLDGJOPIJKSDLOHTIOJGSAIGSFKDN. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING DO.

Okay so Saturday I had this dream where I was in Africa and it was raining outside and there were like 5 tornadoes going on AND EVERYONE IS CALM which I don’t get because usually i’d be screaming and crying. Anyway, we were driving in some crappy car and I shut my eyes for a second AND I WOKE UP IN CHICAGO IN BED WITH JONATHAN TOEWS! WHAT?! I KNOW! LIKE I WOKE UP AND HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS MUSCULAR BACK AND I MOVED OVER AND WOKE HIM UP AND HE HAD THE SEXIEST SLEEPY VOICE EVER LIKE OMFG. THEN I FUCKING SHUT MY EYES AND I WAS BACK IN GOD DAMN AFRICA. AND IT WAS POURING RAIN AND THIS IDIOT THAT WAS DRIVING HAD THESE GLASSES ON THAT MADE HIM LOOK LIKE A SCIENTIST. AND NOW THERE’S 20 TORNADOES AND HE WANTS TO DRIVE THROUGH THEM. AND THEN I WOKE UP.

I love you bby and I hope you have a good birthday <3

I love you bby❤

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY BBY <3